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A Christmas Story
Season 1, Episode 13
Air date December 21, 2012
Written by Dylan Troy

Elizabeth McGarry

Directed by Robin Weiner
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A Christmas Story is the thirdteenth episode of season 1.

Plot[]

Eric Closes the Track for Christmas and throws a Christmas party.

Stevie and Lois end up being Santa and his elf at the mall.

Peter and Eric try to give Gracie the best gifts.

Liz crushes on Peter.

Script[]

Gracie:Deck the halls!

Eric:Jingle bells!

Peter:The one that goes HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!

Stevie:Or w-

Lois:NO! Stop with the carols!

Stevie:I like carols.

Lois:(Glares at him)

Stevie:Stop with the carols!

Eric:You guys coming to my party?

Stevie:Yeah! Totally!

Lois:Meh. Better be good.

Gracie and Peter:Yeah.

Eric:Well. I have a good plan..

Liz:Hey Eric. I got the chips. The soda. The italian food...What now?

Eric:Go away Liz!

Liz:I only have atleast 2 lines!

Gracie:2 Lines? (Looks at camera)

Peter:They're watching us!

Lois:Anyways. Stevie and I are going to the mall! (Grabs Stevie)

Stevie:Bye guys!

Eric,Gracie,Peter:Bye!

Peter: I got a present for Gracie.

Gracie:Oh Peter..

Eric:So do I.

Gracie:Wow! And why is that.

Eric:Gracie,you're really nice to me,So I decided to actually give back. (Goes in the house)

Gracie:(Follows)

Liz:Mistletoe! (Looks above the door)

Eric:(Kisses Gracie) It's all over with!

Gracie:Wow! The rush!

Peter:...

Liz:Come on in,Peter. What's wrong?

Peter:I like Gracie.. She doesn't like me. She likes Eric. and I'm thinking Eric likes her back!

Liz:Aw.. Poor Pete. I'll get you some cocoa. (Walks off)

Peter:Thanks.

(The mall)

Santa:Ho! Ho! Ho! Come on little kid!

Kid:I really wanted a toy train!

Santa:Wow! Something we actually have! ELF!!!

Elf:I hate my job.. (Gives the kid a train)

Lois:AHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Is wearing skates,runs into Elf)

Elf:YOU LITTL- I mean..OWWW!!! I can't do my job,bye! (Runs off)

Stevie:(Gets on Santa's lap) I want to egg your gingerbread house. I want to kiss your wife. But you don't exist. This is a fake beard! (Pulls off his beard)

Santa:OWWW! THAT WAS MY REAL BEARD! It..hurts!! (Runs away)

Manager:Kids! Now we have no Santa service!

Santa:..Take my shift,you littl-

(Eric's house)

Liz:Here's your cocoa!

Peter:Why are you being so nice?

Liz:No reason!

Peter:No! You're mean to your brother and everyone else! But me.

Liz:I don't have a crush on you! (Walks off)

Peter:Whoa.

Gracie:What's your present Eric?

Eric:Here it is. (Give her a box)

Gracie:(Opens) It's.. Oh my god!

Eric:Free passes to the spa for a year.

Gracie:(Hugs Eric) Oh my god! (Runs to Peter)

Peter:Great gift! Here's mine! Sorry. Not wrapped (Gives her a box of chocolates,and 3 tickets to a One Direction concert)

Gracie:I love chocolate! And One Direction! Eeeeeee!!! (Goes out the house and to the mall)

Eric:You had a great gift.

Peter:Same.

Eric:Hey.Do you have a crush on Gracie?

Peter:Y-yeah.

Eric:Same.

Peter:You like her! (Runs off)

Party guests: We're here! (Comes in the house and turns on music)

Eric:Wait! Peter! Come back!

Girl 1:(Dances with Eric)

Eric:Peter!!

(Mall)

Stevie (As Santa) You had to attack the Elf!

Lois: (As Elf) Well,You ripped off Santa's beard!

Stevie:He was a fake!

Lois:THAT WAS HIS REAL BEARD!

Stevie:YOU COULD OF CRUSHED THE ELF'S PANCAKREAS!

Lois:IT'S PANCREAS DUMMY!

Little Kid:..(Cries)

Stevie:Sorry! Um..Lois! Give him a robot!

Lois:Here you go,kid. (Gives him a box with a robot in it)

Little Kid:Yay! (Runs off)

Gracie:(On phone) I love 1D! Wait a sec Dina.. I need a good signal (Hangs up,goes to the top of Dead Man's Hill)

Peter:...Gracie?

Gracie:Peter? Aw.. You're all alone.

Peter:You like Eric! But not me! Why?

Gracie:Eric is a sweetie! He's cute. Funny. Nice. A good friend. Cool and he c-

Peter:OKAY! I don't deserve love. Bye. (Leaves)

Gracie:...

(Party)

Liz:I'VE HEARD YOUR CONVERSATION!

Eric:WITH WHO?

Liz:PETER!

Eric:YOU DID?

(Music stops)

Liz:I LIKE PETER. HE'S LUCKY TO HAVE A CRUSH! WHY CAN'T YOU LET HIM KEEP HER?

Eric:I LIKE GRACIE! SHE'S THE SWEETEST GIRL I KNOW!

Liz:THE MUSIC'S TURNED OFF.

Eric:I KNOW.

Liz:STOP YELLING NOW.

Party guests:.....?

Eric:The end.

Liz:(Bows)

Party guests:(Claps)

Liz:Don't hurt Peter.. (Steps on his foot)

(Mall)

Kid:And a rocket! An electric guitar! A paintball gun! A personal computer..

Stevie:I can't take this!

Lois:Come on Fatty! (Runs)

Stevie:(Runs)

Kids:Santa!! (Chases after them)

Stevie:RUN!!!!

Lois:I KNOW!

(Scene Switch)

Peter:I forgive you Eric. I guess Gracie isn't the one. (Smiles and shakes his hand)

Eric:Really? YES!

Liz:(Hugs Peter)

Gracie:Aww....

(Scene switch)

Stevie:GO TO ERIC'S HOUSE!

Lois:YEAH!

Kids:SANTA!!!

(5 Minutes later)

Kids:(Tackles Stevie and Lois and knocks on Eric's door)

Eric:Yeah? Guys?! Is that you?

Stevie and Lois:Merry Christmas! (Nervous)

(End credits)



Trivia[]

  • This episode was post to be after Reality Check but Dylan postponed RC For Christmas coming up.
  • This episode was never to be planned.
  • This episode is a friendship episode.
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