|A Christmas Story|
|Season 1, Episode 13|
|Air date||December 21, 2012|
|Written by|| Dylan Troy
|Directed by||Robin Weiner|
Eric Closes the Track for Christmas and throws a Christmas party.
Stevie and Lois end up being Santa and his elf at the mall.
Peter and Eric try to give Gracie the best gifts.
Liz crushes on Peter.
Gracie:Deck the halls!
Peter:The one that goes HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!
Lois:NO! Stop with the carols!
Stevie:I like carols.
Lois:(Glares at him)
Stevie:Stop with the carols!
Eric:You guys coming to my party?
Lois:Meh. Better be good.
Gracie and Peter:Yeah.
Eric:Well. I have a good plan..
Liz:Hey Eric. I got the chips. The soda. The italian food...What now?
Eric:Go away Liz!
Liz:I only have atleast 2 lines!
Gracie:2 Lines? (Looks at camera)
Peter:They're watching us!
Lois:Anyways. Stevie and I are going to the mall! (Grabs Stevie)
Peter: I got a present for Gracie.
Eric:So do I.
Gracie:Wow! And why is that.
Eric:Gracie,you're really nice to me,So I decided to actually give back. (Goes in the house)
Liz:Mistletoe! (Looks above the door)
Eric:(Kisses Gracie) It's all over with!
Gracie:Wow! The rush!
Liz:Come on in,Peter. What's wrong?
Peter:I like Gracie.. She doesn't like me. She likes Eric. and I'm thinking Eric likes her back!
Liz:Aw.. Poor Pete. I'll get you some cocoa. (Walks off)
Santa:Ho! Ho! Ho! Come on little kid!
Kid:I really wanted a toy train!
Santa:Wow! Something we actually have! ELF!!!
Elf:I hate my job.. (Gives the kid a train)
Lois:AHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Is wearing skates,runs into Elf)
Elf:YOU LITTL- I mean..OWWW!!! I can't do my job,bye! (Runs off)
Stevie:(Gets on Santa's lap) I want to egg your gingerbread house. I want to kiss your wife. But you don't exist. This is a fake beard! (Pulls off his beard)
Santa:OWWW! THAT WAS MY REAL BEARD! It..hurts!! (Runs away)
Manager:Kids! Now we have no Santa service!
Santa:..Take my shift,you littl-
Liz:Here's your cocoa!
Peter:Why are you being so nice?
Peter:No! You're mean to your brother and everyone else! But me.
Liz:I don't have a crush on you! (Walks off)
Gracie:What's your present Eric?
Eric:Here it is. (Give her a box)
Gracie:(Opens) It's.. Oh my god!
Eric:Free passes to the spa for a year.
Gracie:(Hugs Eric) Oh my god! (Runs to Peter)
Peter:Great gift! Here's mine! Sorry. Not wrapped (Gives her a box of chocolates,and 3 tickets to a One Direction concert)
Gracie:I love chocolate! And One Direction! Eeeeeee!!! (Goes out the house and to the mall)
Eric:You had a great gift.
Eric:Hey.Do you have a crush on Gracie?
Peter:You like her! (Runs off)
Party guests: We're here! (Comes in the house and turns on music)
Eric:Wait! Peter! Come back!
Girl 1:(Dances with Eric)
Stevie (As Santa) You had to attack the Elf!
Lois: (As Elf) Well,You ripped off Santa's beard!
Stevie:He was a fake!
Lois:THAT WAS HIS REAL BEARD!
Stevie:YOU COULD OF CRUSHED THE ELF'S PANCAKREAS!
Lois:IT'S PANCREAS DUMMY!
Stevie:Sorry! Um..Lois! Give him a robot!
Lois:Here you go,kid. (Gives him a box with a robot in it)
Little Kid:Yay! (Runs off)
Gracie:(On phone) I love 1D! Wait a sec Dina.. I need a good signal (Hangs up,goes to the top of Dead Man's Hill)
Gracie:Peter? Aw.. You're all alone.
Peter:You like Eric! But not me! Why?
Gracie:Eric is a sweetie! He's cute. Funny. Nice. A good friend. Cool and he c-
Peter:OKAY! I don't deserve love. Bye. (Leaves)
Liz:I'VE HEARD YOUR CONVERSATION!
Liz:I LIKE PETER. HE'S LUCKY TO HAVE A CRUSH! WHY CAN'T YOU LET HIM KEEP HER?
Eric:I LIKE GRACIE! SHE'S THE SWEETEST GIRL I KNOW!
Liz:THE MUSIC'S TURNED OFF.
Liz:STOP YELLING NOW.
Liz:Don't hurt Peter.. (Steps on his foot)
Kid:And a rocket! An electric guitar! A paintball gun! A personal computer..
Stevie:I can't take this!
Lois:Come on Fatty! (Runs)
Kids:Santa!! (Chases after them)
Peter:I forgive you Eric. I guess Gracie isn't the one. (Smiles and shakes his hand)
Stevie:GO TO ERIC'S HOUSE!
(5 Minutes later)
Kids:(Tackles Stevie and Lois and knocks on Eric's door)
Eric:Yeah? Guys?! Is that you?
Stevie and Lois:Merry Christmas! (Nervous)
- This episode was post to be after Reality Check but Dylan postponed RC For Christmas coming up.
- This episode was never to be planned.
- This episode is a friendship episode.