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Driving License
Season 1, Episode 22
Air date May 22, 2013
Written by Dylan Troy
Directed by Robin Weiner
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Driving License Is the twentysecond Episode Of Season 1

PlotEdit

Eric keeps failing his driving test,so he tries to license his kart.

Lois and Peter have a war.

Stevie says Gracie is too prissy. Causing Gracie to change her appearance.

AbsentEdit

  • Elizabeth McGarry as Liz Lange

ScriptEdit

Peter:(Holding books,runs into Lois,dropping her lunch)

Lois:Watch it! Dimwit! (Gets yogurt all over her

Peter:S-sorry!

Lois:There's no sorries!

Peter:Stop! I feel guilty!

Lois:What did I just say?! I have yogurt all over me! I'll get my revenge!

Peter:I have to pee..

Liz:(Walks pass Peter,drinking water)

Peter:Nevermind..

(DMV)

Lady:Hi,I'm...I'm..K...k..Karen.

Eric:Cool. Let's do this!

(The road)

Karen:You're doing g-g-g-good s-s-so far.

Eric:Thanks. (Looks away from the road) You wanna stop at Shaco's Taco's?

Karen:ERIC LOOK O-o-out!

Eric:AHHHH!!!!!

(CRASH!)

Karen:I RAISE KIDS! (Runs away)

Eric:...

(Stevie's house)

Stevie:(On the computer) A few more audio selections..

Gracie:(Comes downstairs) Hey,Stevie,Eric's driving and Lois and Peter are busy. I came to visit. What are you doing?

Stevie:Making a video game. But my character designs aren't coming out well!

Gracie:I can help!

Stevie:What do YOU know about super soldiers,buff babes and smart dogs who can talk? You're too prissy!

Gracie:(Gasps) Too..prissy? TOO PRISSY?! I'll show you! (Runs off)

Stevie:Buff babes. Lol.

(Playground)

Peter:Lois what do you want from me?!

Lois:I couldn't bring my weapons. But tag is an option!

Peter:Tag? One of the many things I'm scared of!

Lois:Good! I'm IT!!! (Chases after him)

Peter:GAAAAHHHH!!!

(Slow motion)

Lois:I'll..kiiiiilll yooooooouuu!

Peter:Heeeeellllppp!!!

Lois:(Grabs Peter)

Peter:I think I'm going to burst!

Stevie:(Comes into the park,drawing in his notebook) I can't seem to draw it!

Lois:I got you!

Stevie:Lois! Stop! (Drops notebook)

Lois:But he spilt yogurt on me!

Stevie:Lois..

Lois:Fine.. (Kisses him)

Peter: Thank you Stevie! THANK YOU!

Stevie:Bye guys! (Walks off)

Lois:NOW! (Chases after him)

Peter:Steeeevvviiiieee!!!

(Stevie has still left the notebook)

Joseph (Dina's brother,not pool boy): (Picks up the notebook) Whoa...

(DMV)

18 year old:I'm Roger. Let's go on the road,bro!

(The road)

Roger:Dude! Stop at McFoods! Let's get some burgers!

Eric:I like the way you think!

(McFoods drive in)

Roger:Uh.. Can I get a Happy Meal..Some fries.. Some nuggets..And HOT SAUCE!

Guy:That would be 7.43.

Roger:I don't have the money.. Lil dude?

Eric:..Ugh.. (Pays for the food)

(The road)

Roger:(Crunches super loud) Mmm mmm mm!!

Eric:...(Sighs)

Roger:(Looks in bag) HOLD UP!

Eric:What?! What's going on?!

Roger:They forgot my toy!

Eric:I'm not going back for a toy!

Roger:I WANT MY TOY!

Eric:AHHH!! TOY,YEAH! (Drives back to the McFoods)

Roger:Stay here.

Eric:(Drives off) Ha.

(Stevie's house)

Gracie:(Knocks on the door)

Stevie:(Opens it) Hey GRAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Gracie:Concept art?

Stevie:Why did y- Nevermind. It's in my notebook. Let me get it (Runs off)

Gracie:Whatever..

Stevie:It's gone!

Gracie:Whatever..

Stevie:We gotta go look for it!

Gracie:Whatever..

Stevie:Stop!

Gracie:Whatever..

(The pool)

Peter:I'm too scared to dive!

Lois:Do it.

(Slow motion)

Peter:(Turns around)

Lois:(Dressed like a clown)

Peter:CLOOOOWWWNNN!!!

Lois:(Pushes him in the water)

Peter:NOOOOO!!!!

(Regular motion)

Lois:BODY SLAMMING! (Jumps in)

(DMV)

Tim:I'm Tim. Let's drive. NOW.

Eric:Can you license a go kart?

Tim:YES!

Eric:Bye!

(2 Hours later,Road)

Eric:WOOHOO! Yeah! (Rides down the road in a kart) My plot if finished! Wait,what? AHHHH!!!!

(Gracie' house)

Gracie:We've checked everywhere!

Stevie:Let me just create the game from mind. (Goes on her computer)

Gracie:Whatever..

Stevie:OH MY GOD.

Gracie:What?!

Stevie:Someone used my concept art for a game called Soldiers,Babes,Dogs! With my art!

Gracie:Who's the creator?!

Stevie:Joe Seth Games!

Gracie:Dina's brother!!

Stevie:.. Are you going to change that look?

Gracie:Yeah.. I'm sorry,Stevie..It was a big insult to me.

Stevie:Hug?

Gracie:No.

(School)

Eric:I have my driving license!!

Lois:I hate you so hard!

Peter:Stevie! Help!

Stevie:Lois... (Walks away)

Lois:I'm sorry dimwit.. I'm sorry!

Peter:Thanks Lois,you're okay.

Joseph:I'm getting so much money off of this game!

Stevie and Gracie: Hello..Joe Seth Games..

Joseph:Bye! (Runs off)

(End credits)

(The screen fades)

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