|Season 1, Episode 22|
|Air date||May 22, 2013|
|Written by||Dylan Troy|
|Directed by||Robin Weiner|
Eric keeps failing his driving test,so he tries to license his kart.
Lois and Peter have a war.
Stevie says Gracie is too prissy. Causing Gracie to change her appearance.
- Elizabeth McGarry as Liz Lange
Peter:(Holding books,runs into Lois,dropping her lunch)
Lois:Watch it! Dimwit! (Gets yogurt all over her
Lois:There's no sorries!
Peter:Stop! I feel guilty!
Lois:What did I just say?! I have yogurt all over me! I'll get my revenge!
Peter:I have to pee..
Liz:(Walks pass Peter,drinking water)
Eric:Cool. Let's do this!
Karen:You're doing g-g-g-good s-s-so far.
Eric:Thanks. (Looks away from the road) You wanna stop at Shaco's Taco's?
Karen:ERIC LOOK O-o-out!
Karen:I RAISE KIDS! (Runs away)
Stevie:(On the computer) A few more audio selections..
Gracie:(Comes downstairs) Hey,Stevie,Eric's driving and Lois and Peter are busy. I came to visit. What are you doing?
Stevie:Making a video game. But my character designs aren't coming out well!
Gracie:I can help!
Stevie:What do YOU know about super soldiers,buff babes and smart dogs who can talk? You're too prissy!
Gracie:(Gasps) Too..prissy? TOO PRISSY?! I'll show you! (Runs off)
Stevie:Buff babes. Lol.
Peter:Lois what do you want from me?!
Lois:I couldn't bring my weapons. But tag is an option!
Peter:Tag? One of the many things I'm scared of!
Lois:Good! I'm IT!!! (Chases after him)
Peter:I think I'm going to burst!
Stevie:(Comes into the park,drawing in his notebook) I can't seem to draw it!
Lois:I got you!
Stevie:Lois! Stop! (Drops notebook)
Lois:But he spilt yogurt on me!
Lois:Fine.. (Kisses him)
Peter: Thank you Stevie! THANK YOU!
Stevie:Bye guys! (Walks off)
Lois:NOW! (Chases after him)
(Stevie has still left the notebook)
Joseph (Dina's brother,not pool boy): (Picks up the notebook) Whoa...
18 year old:I'm Roger. Let's go on the road,bro!
Roger:Dude! Stop at McFoods! Let's get some burgers!
Eric:I like the way you think!
(McFoods drive in)
Roger:Uh.. Can I get a Happy Meal..Some fries.. Some nuggets..And HOT SAUCE!
Guy:That would be 7.43.
Roger:I don't have the money.. Lil dude?
Eric:..Ugh.. (Pays for the food)
Roger:(Crunches super loud) Mmm mmm mm!!
Roger:(Looks in bag) HOLD UP!
Eric:What?! What's going on?!
Roger:They forgot my toy!
Eric:I'm not going back for a toy!
Roger:I WANT MY TOY!
Eric:AHHH!! TOY,YEAH! (Drives back to the McFoods)
Eric:(Drives off) Ha.
Gracie:(Knocks on the door)
Stevie:(Opens it) Hey GRAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Stevie:Why did y- Nevermind. It's in my notebook. Let me get it (Runs off)
Stevie:We gotta go look for it!
Peter:I'm too scared to dive!
Lois:(Dressed like a clown)
Lois:(Pushes him in the water)
Lois:BODY SLAMMING! (Jumps in)
Tim:I'm Tim. Let's drive. NOW.
Eric:Can you license a go kart?
(2 Hours later,Road)
Eric:WOOHOO! Yeah! (Rides down the road in a kart) My plot if finished! Wait,what? AHHHH!!!!
Gracie:We've checked everywhere!
Stevie:Let me just create the game from mind. (Goes on her computer)
Stevie:OH MY GOD.
Stevie:Someone used my concept art for a game called Soldiers,Babes,Dogs! With my art!
Gracie:Who's the creator?!
Stevie:Joe Seth Games!
Stevie:.. Are you going to change that look?
Gracie:Yeah.. I'm sorry,Stevie..It was a big insult to me.
Eric:I have my driving license!!
Lois:I hate you so hard!
Stevie:Lois... (Walks away)
Lois:I'm sorry dimwit.. I'm sorry!
Peter:Thanks Lois,you're okay.
Joseph:I'm getting so much money off of this game!
Stevie and Gracie: Hello..Joe Seth Games..
Joseph:Bye! (Runs off)
(The screen fades)