|Season 1, Episode 19|
|Air date||March 1, 2013|
|Written by||Dylan Troy|
|Directed by||Robin Weiner|
Eric And The Gang Go To The Cabin For Spring Break
Meanwhile Lois goes on a date with Stevie in the forest and Peter comes along,but they get lost.
Liz,Gracie and Eric thinks Jason is around the cabin to kill them
Eric:Come on gang! The cabin is back!
Stevie:I can't wait to hunt down a wild coyote! ROAR!
Lois:The coyote will eat you. I bet you taste like an angel.
Gracie:You guys are so CUTE!!
Liz:I'm here for the lake!
Stevie:We'll see you guys! Lo and I are going on a date in the forest!
Lois:Come on Sweetie Stevie! (They walk off in the woods)
Peter:I just want to see a real date..
Liz:Oh Peter..You have me.
Peter:Nah. I'm following them! (Follows Lois and Stevie)
Gracie:Come on Liz,you can hang with us! (Puts her arm around Eric)
Eric:(Blushes) Yes. We can! Oh! Goodness.
Gracie:(Walks into the cabin)
David (Eric's dad): Okay guys,we're going to go fishing by the lake.
Linda: (Eric's mom):Bye guys!
(They all walk in the cabin)
Eric:I'm bored already.
Liz:Let's go in the big room. That's close to fun.
(They all play games)
Stevie:So.. before we move on to eat our food and set out tent.. um.. (Leans in to kiss her)
Lois:(Leans in to kiss him)
The bag:AW GROSS!
Stevie and Lois:AHHH!
Lois:(Punches the bag and opens it)
Peter:(Gets out of the bag) OWW!!
Stevie and Lois:PETER?!
Lois:Where's the tent?! Why are you here?!
Peter:It was taking up the room! And plus,I must see true love,I MUST KNOW THE ANSWERS!
Stevie:I'll give you some answers (Tackles him)
Lois:OH MY GOD!! I forgot to bring my camera! GET HIM,BABY!
Eric:So.. then Andre had a crush on J-
(All the lights turn off)
Liz:There has to be a light in here! (Removes the curtain)
Jason:(Looks in the window)
All:AHHHHH!!!! (Runs off)
Eric:I'll lock the doors! I have the keys! (Locks the doors)
(A scream is let out)
Eric:WHAT WAS THAT?!
Mom:AHHHH! I got a bite! (Reels in the fish)
Eric:I'M SAVING MOM!
Gracie:We can't! We'll die!
Liz:Yeah! Come back!
Stevie:It's a horrible date..
Lois:Baby..Just blame dimwit!
Peter:I'm not a dimwit! I'm just a bit slow!
Stevie:Hey Peter..Is the football still in there?
Stevie:Let's play some catch!
(Peter and Stevie play catch)
Lois:Can I play?
(They all play catch)
Lois:Yay! This is fun! (Throws the football at Peter's stomach) YES!
Stevie:Meh. Well. Let's go back! (Walks off)
Peter:(On the ground) Good.. Idea.. (Gets up)
Lois:(Walks off also)
(The 3 of them comes out with armor on)
Eric:LET'S GET HIM!
(They all run out and push Jason into the water and see Mom sleeping,they think she's dead,Jason starts to come back up,They all run back in)
Gracie:THAT WAS CRAZY!
Liz:I hear him coming! RUN!
(They all hide)
Jason:(Comes in) Kids?
(They run out and hugged him)
Liz:We thought you were Jason!
Eric:But what about Mom? The chainsaw.. the MASK!
Dad:The mask is to protect my face from the tree bark. The chainsaw is to cut that big tree to make a tire swing. Mom's alseep.
All:Oh.. ..Um.. Sorry for pushing you.
Lois:We've been walking in circles for HOURS.
Stevie:My gps says to go straight!
Peter:Let's go that way!
(Outside of the cabin)
Peter:Get lost again?
(They all run back in the forest,and get lost,again)
- This Episode Premired a month after the last episode
- The Cabin Makes Its Second Apperance
- Peter is still sad after the events of A Christmas Story He falls in love with Abby in Season 2 and becomes crazier and happier.